THE WAR ON FUN.
FIGHT IT!
BECAUSE THE AMS SURE ISN'T.
The VP finance, who we just re-elected, decided to cancel toonie tuesdays. It's a shame, because that and the balanced budget were the only two good things he did... wait... make that the only thing... wait... make that the only fomrer thing.
That's right. With an unbalanced budget and no more toonie tuesdays, he's officially done... nothing, in his year in office. And now, he has a mandate to do it all again.
Congrats, VP Tayyar. Now you can go on vacation for the year, and not leave us any worse off. That's some damn clever posturing. I appreciate cleverness. In fact, I'd drink to it, but... you know... I can't afford to... anymore...
CAUGHT RED HANDED, SPECIAL FEATURE
Join in solidarity with our comrads (but not the commi kind, ew) in California, as they do their part in war on fun. This is a conflict with many fronts.
http://www.stopthewaronfun.org/
Barry Goldwater, Our Chief Inspiration Officer
Moderation In The Pursuit Of Justice Is No Virtue; Extremism In The Defense Of Liberty Is No Vice
Ya, beer went from 2.00 to 2.50. Can't have fun anymore. But when tuition goes from $2,500 to $5,000, you're cool with it.
ReplyDeleteWAR ON EDUCATION.
He's saving us a shitload of money on our health insurance plan, switching from Sunlife to Pacific Blue Cross.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Pi R Squared is having Toonie Tuesday instead, but it's $2 pizza.