On Your Skin, You Know We're Right

If I ever start my own skin care line I want to Barry Goldwater on every product. Look at the guy!
Bright skin full of vitality and so clear you can see right through to his conciencse, the conscience, indeed, of a conservative. Our slogan? On your skin, you know we're right! Because moderation in the pursuit of style is no virtue, and extremism in the defense of skin is no vice.

You gotta love the proto-hipster glasses too.

If you didn't catch the references with which this article is brimming... you probably never will.